Remember, if stupid was an exclusion, at least half of the home insurance claims of the world would be denied.
Even though the chick wasn’t covered, he will be, even though he might be non-renewed (and in his case, we’ll call it the Forest Gump Dump)…..
She probably wore the jewelry and walked right out with it. His eyes were most likely focused on 2 areas, so as long as the items were on her ears, wrist or ankles he probably didn’t notice.
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Use your imagination. (She didn’t show up and leave nude. Just cleaned nude)
This stupid old man deserves the Dumb S.H.I.T. of the year award. He’d have been better off just hiring a hooker.
Actually Dread, I wouldn’t be much surprised if it turns out that’s exactly what he did.
SO,
is theft by a hired nude maid going to be a new named peril, or will it be a new exclusion?
Remember, if stupid was an exclusion, at least half of the home insurance claims of the world would be denied.
Even though the chick wasn’t covered, he will be, even though he might be non-renewed (and in his case, we’ll call it the Forest Gump Dump)…..
Good point Dread, but I really don’t think hookers will also clean.
She probably wore the jewelry and walked right out with it. His eyes were most likely focused on 2 areas, so as long as the items were on her ears, wrist or ankles he probably didn’t notice.
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I wonder if the service that sent her was bonded?
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That’s TOO funny Bob. Well done!