Unless the carrot was spinning in a circular motion while projecting forward causing it to maintain a perfectly straight motion prior to the contact with said eyeball, this incident could not lead to such a condition.
Basic Physics=>>> Bullsh*t $$ Hungry Claimants= Get a J-O-B like the rest of us and stop suing each other.
What in the wide world does she hope to gain from this lawsuit? They live together, they are married….. I can’t fathom what it is she is seeking with this.
Sounds like a marriage made in heaven. He sounds like a real he-man with a carrot as his weapon of choice. Her reflexes obviously aren’t what they used to be either or she would have ducked. I’ll bet next time they argue she’ll have an eye out for him.
the whole article said he threw the carrot, the reason the charges were dropped, she refused to testify against him. I guess some lawer convinced them this was a way to collect against their homeowners policy.
That carrot or the husband must have bionic parts to do that much damage from throwing a carrot 20 feet away. If a carrot did that much damage, she’s darn lucky that he didn’t throw anything containing any metal or sharp edges.
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You are a sick claims manager, but you made me laugh.
Now I know these are desperate times but c’mon!
Is she sure it was a carrot?
Unless the carrot was spinning in a circular motion while projecting forward causing it to maintain a perfectly straight motion prior to the contact with said eyeball, this incident could not lead to such a condition.
Basic Physics=>>> Bullsh*t $$ Hungry Claimants= Get a J-O-B like the rest of us and stop suing each other.
I thought carrots were good for your eyes….guess not.
I shouldn’t say this, when she went to the hospital she asked, what’s up doc? My only excuse is Friday afternoon.
What in the wide world does she hope to gain from this lawsuit? They live together, they are married….. I can’t fathom what it is she is seeking with this.
Sounds like a marriage made in heaven. He sounds like a real he-man with a carrot as his weapon of choice. Her reflexes obviously aren’t what they used to be either or she would have ducked. I’ll bet next time they argue she’ll have an eye out for him.
Which is correct? The headline says he stuck it in her eye, but the story says he threw it at her.
the whole article said he threw the carrot, the reason the charges were dropped, she refused to testify against him. I guess some lawer convinced them this was a way to collect against their homeowners policy.
That carrot or the husband must have bionic parts to do that much damage from throwing a carrot 20 feet away. If a carrot did that much damage, she’s darn lucky that he didn’t throw anything containing any metal or sharp edges.