Connecticut Woman Sues Husband for Sticking Carrot in Her Eye

April 25, 2008

  • April 25, 2008 at 5:42 am
    clm mgr says:
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    I met her one night. We were at a bar and she rolled her eyes at me, and I being a gentleman rolled them back.

    Seriously, follow the money. The question one has to ask is who benefits from the pending settlement? Bet it goes into a joint account. Talk abour being rewarded for wrongdoing.

  • April 26, 2008 at 10:57 am
    wudchuck says:
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    well, like it was said earlier – carrots are good for the eyes, but in this case, it changed to a glass eye. so she will always have one eye on him at all times. how many times do we hear that woman throw things at a man? then her reflexes from 20 ft away are very slow. afterall, how many times to we run our lawnmower and it’s approx 6 ft at most from the rear of the mower to our eyelid. don’t we react when we see something come our way, in most cases we are able to shield our eyes or attempt to move the head in a different direction. i think, that if she truly wanted to, she could have at least put him in jail. there has to be something else that made her change her mind to not to testify. a woman’s perogative?

  • April 28, 2008 at 4:38 am
    claims honcho says:
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    Great puns. But who is the total moron lawyer who no doubt graduated last in his class and was too stupid to know there’s no coverage under HO??? The wife is an insured, not a third party, which is what HO liability is for. Hope the carrier sends out a quick coverage denial.

  • April 28, 2008 at 9:55 am
    Julienne says:
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    Interesting that “doctorjoe” complains that “guys” are making fun of this incident and then suggests where she like to insert a carrot into the gentleman in question and also an alludes to how she would like him to feel threatened by homosexual prison rape. A “guy making similar remarks about a female would be a misogynist. Doctorjoe – heal thyself.

  • April 28, 2008 at 10:06 am
    ernie says:
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    No carrot jokes, but I hope she gets a big settlement. Say $300,000. Homeowners won’t pay it, so he’ll be personally liable, her attorney will take 30% plus expenses, so they’ll be out about a hundred grand (and one eye).

  • April 28, 2008 at 10:11 am
    wudchuck says:
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    well, not sure how that is going to happen on a personal note, since she did not go after him on the assault with a veggie. afterall, is not his money her money and vice versa? they are not divorced, so that won’t change. my concern would be another incident. now we all now why that woman love to throw frying pans, bigger target with a bigger weapon. (LOL) this is a strange situation.

  • April 28, 2008 at 10:13 am
    Searsey says:
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    Interesting case – gonna keep my eye on this one.

  • April 28, 2008 at 11:24 am
    TAR says:
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    Boy I needed a good laugh on Monday morning! I guess the “Eyes” have it.

  • April 28, 2008 at 11:42 am
    lastbat says:
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    “She’s the one-eye one I love, she’s the one-eye one I love.”

    I forget who did that song, but it’s great.

  • April 28, 2008 at 11:45 am
    Ouch! says:
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    They must have not listened to their mothers growing up….It’s all fun and games until somebody pokes an eye out!

    I would hate to think if he threw the carrot peeler instead….



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