Three friends went deep-sea fishing. The boat owner was an attorney. One guest was a surgeon and the other was a CPA. Unfortunately, they encountered rough seas and the boat capsized. Sharks quickly appeared around the scene. They ate the surgeon and the accountant, and then left just as quickly as they appeared, leaving the attorney clinging to his boat. Why didn’t the sharks eat the attorney??? Professional courtesy.
A motorist struck a skunk who was attempting to cross the highway. Later, another motorist struck an attorney who was attempting to cross the highway to get gas for his empty BMW. How does one tell which road kill was which??? There were no skidmarks where the attorney was crossing the highway.
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What the hey???? It is known thoughout the universe that it is impossible to slander an attorney….
Patriot: There is a way to slander an attorney – call him or her an honest, trustworthy and humble advocate for true justice.
Ohhhhh… good burns, both of you.
I ~heart~ lawyer jokes.
OOPS! Was that slander?
Q. What do you call 500 Attorneys at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start…
Three friends went deep-sea fishing. The boat owner was an attorney. One guest was a surgeon and the other was a CPA. Unfortunately, they encountered rough seas and the boat capsized. Sharks quickly appeared around the scene. They ate the surgeon and the accountant, and then left just as quickly as they appeared, leaving the attorney clinging to his boat. Why didn’t the sharks eat the attorney??? Professional courtesy.
A motorist struck a skunk who was attempting to cross the highway. Later, another motorist struck an attorney who was attempting to cross the highway to get gas for his empty BMW. How does one tell which road kill was which??? There were no skidmarks where the attorney was crossing the highway.
All you lawyer-joke lovers, enjoy.
you are all great, truthful and my new friends.
Rodney, you spelled “condom” wrong.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A Vampire only sucks blood at night.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a flounder?
One is a slimy, scum-sucking, bottom-feeder, and the other one’s a fish.