Expert Predicts Busy Season, Four Intense Hurricanes

June 1, 2005

  • June 1, 2005 at 3:22 am
    Alter says:
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    Oh, give me a break.
    This reminds me of the “chimp vs. the stockbroker”. The chimp threw darts at the stock report page in the newspaper and the broker made his professional predictions. Seems I remember the chimp won.
    I wonder what the chimp would predict for this hurricane season?

  • June 2, 2005 at 7:43 am
    Stephen says:
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    So because a stockbroker can’t accurately predict a stock’s performance, no one can accurately predict anything? That’s truly brilliant, Alter!

  • June 2, 2005 at 9:31 am
    Bongo says:
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    First off, i resent the remarks made about my cousin and the stockbroker. My cousin, Oswald, fairly beat the stockbroker!

    Second, we here at the zoo have a scientific method of predicting the storm season as well. Mr. Gray, I now predict 16 Tropical Storms which will turn into 8 hurricanes of which only 2 will find landfall in the US, both through the Gulf although one will brush the Keys. I recently noticed a variance in the salinity of my own urine, which means that there will be a higher tropical storm output. I recent ate a bunch of bananas and the skins fell to the ground forming the number 8, so 8 hurricanes. This bunch of bananas caused me to have 2 bowel movements, both of which landed on golf balls given to me to play with, thus 2 hurricanes hitting the Gulf!

    Let’s see who is right!

  • June 3, 2005 at 9:59 am
    lol says:
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    Thanks for the humor Bongo. I admire your vast scientific knowledge.



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