gevalt!
she putshe a fire on his schwanz !
well, he’ll never schtupp her again.
and I’ll never eat indian food either
say..-maybe silda spitzer shudda done the same thing. her spouse, “idiot” spitzer. he was a meshugana schwandingler; schtupping the curveh..-and oy, a shiksa yet !
too bad silda never got a schmeck of his schwanz.
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I am not an old fart like the rest of you. What’s the song you are talking about?
I think it’s Great Balls of Fire
to claim she thought she was using massage oil, and he got so hot that he spontaneously combusted.
to claim that she had just used an alcohol-based mouthwash and she got too close to the candle as she exhaled in his direction.
to blame it on the kids who thought that a snake was attacking Daddy.
to say it was caused by the Abo’s living next door looking for land reparations.
to shut up about the matches and just paint the dot big on her head enough to hide behind.
OK, the last one was needlessly cruel. That was the guy in me talking. Oops, I meant me talking as the guy I am.
Shoot! Even I should have known that one! Thanks, Tinkerbell.
gevalt!
she putshe a fire on his schwanz !
well, he’ll never schtupp her again.
and I’ll never eat indian food either
say..-maybe silda spitzer shudda done the same thing. her spouse, “idiot” spitzer. he was a meshugana schwandingler; schtupping the curveh..-and oy, a shiksa yet !
too bad silda never got a schmeck of his schwanz.
Flaming weener jokes are always appropriate in all circumstances. Relax.
Observer, and Big Mike in Cali, I’m not that old and I got it…that was great! Made my day. I’m ususally pretty quick, wish I would have thought of it!
Connecticut just had a case just like this one—-Goodness Gracious!
Hunka Hunka
Don’t forget Elvis
Or The Stones, with a little bit of license…
I’ll never leave your penis burning.