“claims in the suit that other company officials defamed him with allegations of “excessive drinking, inappropriate conduct with female employees … and a misleading and dishonest character.'”
1) excessive drinking: was that coffee, tea or milk? or was it even orange juice? was he supposed to have 1 cup of coffe and he had 3 with every doughnut.
2) in appropriate conduct w/female employees: well, was he at the water cooler talking about sports with them and the men were working in their cubicles? was his ego (yeast) deflated or needed inflation?
3) misleading or dishonest character: does that mean the dough that he was made of had a list to one side (like a ship)? or was he supposed to be filled with cream or fruit but he was missed?
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Wow! Always wondered what the “Hot Now” sign at the competition meant!
You have to admit, these were served up pretty sweet!! :-)
“claims in the suit that other company officials defamed him with allegations of “excessive drinking, inappropriate conduct with female employees … and a misleading and dishonest character.'”
1) excessive drinking: was that coffee, tea or milk? or was it even orange juice? was he supposed to have 1 cup of coffe and he had 3 with every doughnut.
2) in appropriate conduct w/female employees: well, was he at the water cooler talking about sports with them and the men were working in their cubicles? was his ego (yeast) deflated or needed inflation?
3) misleading or dishonest character: does that mean the dough that he was made of had a list to one side (like a ship)? or was he supposed to be filled with cream or fruit but he was missed?
am i missing anything? oops!
All the puns were hilarious, but wudchuck, your comment made no sense.