A moose walks into a bar. The bartender said “You can’t take a booth or sit at the bar, but if you put your head inside this hole, you’ll get a great view of the action, and I will give you all the leftovers you want”.
The moose thought about the bartenders suggestion for a while, and in turn made a counter-offer. “If you can make sure that I can reach the ketchup, we have a deal”.
The bartender cut a hole in the wall and got the moose to climb up on top of a table. When the moose blushed (and I’m sure that mooses blush) the bartender agreed to have the moose face the other way.
However, the ladies room is a little more crowded since the moose now has to stand on the sink.
Commonly, we see pro se plaintiff’s fail to send these timely communications….Did she send a spoliation letter to the moose? I mean cuz the moose really spoiled her lunch, you know?
well, we thought the restaurant wanted to offer her some consolation. we have an inside note that the cook offered her mousse but declined.
has anyone wondered if she might have decided to see if it was real and felt it? if so, did she accidentally knock it off herself to get hurt or got hurt because she just did nudge it off the hook? um…um… where’s the camera for this one?
Why would I come up with my own joke if I felt all the other jokes preceeding it weren’t funny? Not a single one of them is witty or creative in any way. “There’s a moose in my soup…” “she ordered the mousse…”. Give me a break! I think I heard my three year old making similar jokes the other day.
And the reason why I came back was to see if the jokes improved. Unfortunately, they didn’t. Go ahead and bash me now. Heaven forbid I have an opinion that differs from yours.
This is an unauthorized excerpt from the NY (NYC) Daily News as a follow-up article. Sheds some interesting light.
“A 44-year-old Brooklyn artist, who spoke to us on condition of anonymity, supports Kumra’s claim that she was an innocent bystander.
He showed The News a series of photos he took of the immediate aftermath of the incident, one showing Kumra rubbing the back of her noggin as the 150-pound moosehead lay snout-up on the floor at her feet.
“I took the pictures because I thought she might need them later,” said the witness, explaining he figured the mishap would lead to a lawsuit.
He said Kumra was partying in the restaurant’s back room with a group of New York University graduates when the accident occurred.
He said one of the partygoers began tugging on a balloon tied to the moosehead’s antlers.
“She was pulling on the balloon. I thought, ‘That looks dangerous,'” the witness said. “The girl [Kumra] was sitting right under it.”
He said he briefly turned away when the moosehead, which a professional taxidermist told The News is actually the head of a caribou, came dislodged.
When he turned back, he saw Kumra was in obvious pain.
Two biologists studying caribou in Alaska’s back country got a pilot to fly them into the far north to collect some specimens. They were quite successful in their venture and had six big carcasses to take back to their lab. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six caribou. But the pilot objected and told them,”Those caribou carcasses are too heavy, the plane can only take four of them ; you will have to leave two behind.”
They argued with the pilot, letting him know that the year before, they had also collected six caribou and that pilot had allowed them to put all six animals aboard. This plane was the exact same model and capacity. Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when they attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not carry the load and they crashed into the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one biologist said to the other, “Do you know where we are?”
“I think so,” replied the other biologist. I think this is about the same place where we crashed last year!”
Yeah it sucks…so what. You try finding caribou jokes. :)
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There is way too much moosetard on my samich!
A moose walks into a bar. The bartender said “You can’t take a booth or sit at the bar, but if you put your head inside this hole, you’ll get a great view of the action, and I will give you all the leftovers you want”.
The moose thought about the bartenders suggestion for a while, and in turn made a counter-offer. “If you can make sure that I can reach the ketchup, we have a deal”.
The bartender cut a hole in the wall and got the moose to climb up on top of a table. When the moose blushed (and I’m sure that mooses blush) the bartender agreed to have the moose face the other way.
However, the ladies room is a little more crowded since the moose now has to stand on the sink.
A Web Designer representing herself?
Commonly, we see pro se plaintiff’s fail to send these timely communications….Did she send a spoliation letter to the moose? I mean cuz the moose really spoiled her lunch, you know?
well, we thought the restaurant wanted to offer her some consolation. we have an inside note that the cook offered her mousse but declined.
has anyone wondered if she might have decided to see if it was real and felt it? if so, did she accidentally knock it off herself to get hurt or got hurt because she just did nudge it off the hook? um…um… where’s the camera for this one?
Why would I come up with my own joke if I felt all the other jokes preceeding it weren’t funny? Not a single one of them is witty or creative in any way. “There’s a moose in my soup…” “she ordered the mousse…”. Give me a break! I think I heard my three year old making similar jokes the other day.
And the reason why I came back was to see if the jokes improved. Unfortunately, they didn’t. Go ahead and bash me now. Heaven forbid I have an opinion that differs from yours.
Hank,
Step back from the keyboard…relax. You are going to give yourself a stroke and might require moose to moose resusitation.
This is an unauthorized excerpt from the NY (NYC) Daily News as a follow-up article. Sheds some interesting light.
“A 44-year-old Brooklyn artist, who spoke to us on condition of anonymity, supports Kumra’s claim that she was an innocent bystander.
He showed The News a series of photos he took of the immediate aftermath of the incident, one showing Kumra rubbing the back of her noggin as the 150-pound moosehead lay snout-up on the floor at her feet.
“I took the pictures because I thought she might need them later,” said the witness, explaining he figured the mishap would lead to a lawsuit.
He said Kumra was partying in the restaurant’s back room with a group of New York University graduates when the accident occurred.
He said one of the partygoers began tugging on a balloon tied to the moosehead’s antlers.
“She was pulling on the balloon. I thought, ‘That looks dangerous,'” the witness said. “The girl [Kumra] was sitting right under it.”
He said he briefly turned away when the moosehead, which a professional taxidermist told The News is actually the head of a caribou, came dislodged.
When he turned back, he saw Kumra was in obvious pain.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/12/31/2009-12-31_witness_claims_victim_knocked_head_off_wall.html#ixzz0blTL08RH
So – I take back all those nasty and mean things I said about mosses, mices and mooses.
If Carrie Fisher married the son of Pakistan’s former President Bhuto, she’d have a ….. (fill in the blank).
so, in this case, that lawsuit should be thrown out… it was case of misuse and abuse by the grad who were partying…
Relax? Good idea. Can anyone tell me a good joke?
Two biologists studying caribou in Alaska’s back country got a pilot to fly them into the far north to collect some specimens. They were quite successful in their venture and had six big carcasses to take back to their lab. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six caribou. But the pilot objected and told them,”Those caribou carcasses are too heavy, the plane can only take four of them ; you will have to leave two behind.”
They argued with the pilot, letting him know that the year before, they had also collected six caribou and that pilot had allowed them to put all six animals aboard. This plane was the exact same model and capacity. Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when they attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not carry the load and they crashed into the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one biologist said to the other, “Do you know where we are?”
“I think so,” replied the other biologist. I think this is about the same place where we crashed last year!”
Yeah it sucks…so what. You try finding caribou jokes. :)