Representatives of local concrete manufacturers and horticulture professionals have joined forces, and plan to intervene in the Bingo Babe vs. Volunteer Firefighters case. A spokesman said, on the condition of anonymity, that the group intends to intervene on behalf of the pot and the plants on the grounds that both were physically harmed by Bingo Babe’s assault and battery upon them. Additional grounds will include damages for being falsely accused of interfering with Bingo Babe’s right-of-way, and punitive damages will be sought for intentional infliction of emotional distress to the pot and the plants. Stay tuned, folks. This’ll be a case to watch!
In addition to the injuries mentioned, she was scalded by the cup of McDonald’s coffe she was carrying at the time, because McDonald’s failed to warn her that the coffee was hot.
This just in …After being laughed out of court for blaming a flower pot for jumping in front of her causing her to fall over her own two feet – Shirley Hiser, shamed out of town – changes her name to Sirley Shister…
This just in from our Courthouse news desk. Staff reporter Sam Spades has learned that the promised Motion to Intervene in the Bingo Babe vs. Volunteer Firefighters case has just been filed with the court. The motion contained the expected allegations of assault, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress, but there was one surprising addition. The concrete manufacturers and horticulturalist groups added an allegation of negligence against Ms. Bingo Babe for failing to control her McDonald’s coffee cup. Apparently, Ms. Babe was toting a large regular coffee with 4 creams and 3 sugars when she encountered the concrete flower pot. Ms. Babe negligently mishandled her inherently dangerous brewed beverage with the result that the pot suffered a very unsightly dark brown stain, and the plants suffered from being hit by the scalding liquid and airborne plastic cup lid. Can this controversy get any more complicated?? Stay tuned for new developments in this ridiculous matter.
added to the already complicated tripping the concrete flower box, the local bee union has a local lawyer filing for loss of income and work wages. the bees felt that since they can’t use this damaged flower for any honey-making process. the hive is losing a few dollars for wages of the bees. remember the bees have a flight plan and use up some of it’s fuel to get to and from the flower. although the hive has save on fuel costs in this regard, but it has to uses more to scout for more flowers to recover the loss of this flower pots residents. currently the bees are trying to locate or possibly outsource more flower/honey business. the queen bee is furious since she been hearing more buzz from the worker bees and the newborns.
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Representatives of local concrete manufacturers and horticulture professionals have joined forces, and plan to intervene in the Bingo Babe vs. Volunteer Firefighters case. A spokesman said, on the condition of anonymity, that the group intends to intervene on behalf of the pot and the plants on the grounds that both were physically harmed by Bingo Babe’s assault and battery upon them. Additional grounds will include damages for being falsely accused of interfering with Bingo Babe’s right-of-way, and punitive damages will be sought for intentional infliction of emotional distress to the pot and the plants. Stay tuned, folks. This’ll be a case to watch!
In addition to the injuries mentioned, she was scalded by the cup of McDonald’s coffe she was carrying at the time, because McDonald’s failed to warn her that the coffee was hot.
This just in …After being laughed out of court for blaming a flower pot for jumping in front of her causing her to fall over her own two feet – Shirley Hiser, shamed out of town – changes her name to Sirley Shister…
Only her hairdresser knows for sure…
I hope her hairdresser doesn’t have any concrete flower pots . . .
This just in from our Courthouse news desk. Staff reporter Sam Spades has learned that the promised Motion to Intervene in the Bingo Babe vs. Volunteer Firefighters case has just been filed with the court. The motion contained the expected allegations of assault, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress, but there was one surprising addition. The concrete manufacturers and horticulturalist groups added an allegation of negligence against Ms. Bingo Babe for failing to control her McDonald’s coffee cup. Apparently, Ms. Babe was toting a large regular coffee with 4 creams and 3 sugars when she encountered the concrete flower pot. Ms. Babe negligently mishandled her inherently dangerous brewed beverage with the result that the pot suffered a very unsightly dark brown stain, and the plants suffered from being hit by the scalding liquid and airborne plastic cup lid. Can this controversy get any more complicated?? Stay tuned for new developments in this ridiculous matter.
this just in:
added to the already complicated tripping the concrete flower box, the local bee union has a local lawyer filing for loss of income and work wages. the bees felt that since they can’t use this damaged flower for any honey-making process. the hive is losing a few dollars for wages of the bees. remember the bees have a flight plan and use up some of it’s fuel to get to and from the flower. although the hive has save on fuel costs in this regard, but it has to uses more to scout for more flowers to recover the loss of this flower pots residents. currently the bees are trying to locate or possibly outsource more flower/honey business. the queen bee is furious since she been hearing more buzz from the worker bees and the newborns.
She’s probably an illegal citizen, maybe from Canada.
thank you all for the many laughs I got reading these comments. It is sad though that people can’t seem to be responsible for themselves anymore.