I hope that this poor lady is reading this. If she cannot get her hair to go back to blonde, then she should go out and purchase new, bigger, firm breasts. That will get her the attention she craves!
“Charlotte Feeney says she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants.”
She really is a “dumb blond” if she thinks her dyed blond hair is natural, AND she believed the wise a#$ who informed her she could never dye it blond again :)
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were waiting to see their obstetrician. Trying to make conversation, the brunette said, “I’m going to have a boy. I’m sure of it because I was on top.” The redhead said, “I know I’m going to have a girl. I’m sure because I was on the bottom.” The blonde suddenly burst into tears. The other women tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. “I think I’m going to have puppies,” she sobbed.
When I had a vasectomy, the doctor replaced my Johnson with that of another man. Turns out the man whose appendage I accidentally received was Hervé Villechaize. From that day forward I was constantly pointing to the sky and screaming, “Dee Plane!! Dee Plane!” It was quite embarrasing and caused me to lose many sales when the urge took over in a potential client’s office. I sued, but had to prove it belonged to Hervé, and the jurors in the courtroom had no frame of reference. I lost.
not sure if this was already mentioned in the comments – when i was a kid, i used to go through the boxes on the shelf and switch all the colors. sorry girls.
Honestly, if the only thing that gave this woman a social life was her hair color, maybe she should put down L’Oreal and go find herself a plastic surgeon. If she gets a botch job from that, then she might have lawsuit she can win. WTF?? Ridiculous that this even got into a court.
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I hope that this poor lady is reading this. If she cannot get her hair to go back to blonde, then she should go out and purchase new, bigger, firm breasts. That will get her the attention she craves!
“Charlotte Feeney says she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants.”
She really is a “dumb blond” if she thinks her dyed blond hair is natural, AND she believed the wise a#$ who informed her she could never dye it blond again :)
Was her attorney blonde, too? At least the judge wasn’t!
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were waiting to see their obstetrician. Trying to make conversation, the brunette said, “I’m going to have a boy. I’m sure of it because I was on top.” The redhead said, “I know I’m going to have a girl. I’m sure because I was on the bottom.” The blonde suddenly burst into tears. The other women tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. “I think I’m going to have puppies,” she sobbed.
When I had a vasectomy, the doctor replaced my Johnson with that of another man. Turns out the man whose appendage I accidentally received was Hervé Villechaize. From that day forward I was constantly pointing to the sky and screaming, “Dee Plane!! Dee Plane!” It was quite embarrasing and caused me to lose many sales when the urge took over in a potential client’s office. I sued, but had to prove it belonged to Hervé, and the jurors in the courtroom had no frame of reference. I lost.
not sure if this was already mentioned in the comments – when i was a kid, i used to go through the boxes on the shelf and switch all the colors. sorry girls.
Honestly, if the only thing that gave this woman a social life was her hair color, maybe she should put down L’Oreal and go find herself a plastic surgeon. If she gets a botch job from that, then she might have lawsuit she can win. WTF?? Ridiculous that this even got into a court.
When she was sleeping, I snuck into her bedroom and changed her hair color with my magic wand!
Poor woman, if the only thing that gets her attention is the color of her hair, she needs help, really, really bad.
what I don’t understand is how she even got to sue when the instructions tell you to do a strand test?