It is clear that this too is directly related to George Bush – he is the cause of all problems.
Investigators have determined that this turkey was actually given a pardon last Thanksgiving and the White House failed to provide adequate supervision in the weeks following its release.
Nancy Pelosi has suggested that a new turkey proof fence should not be built along our highways as it discriminates against all other law abiding turkeys who wish to migrate here legally.
PETA will now be distributing small condoms to all wild Tom turkeys and instructing them on family planning and the proper way to wear the turkey condom without tearing it with their beaks.
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well, i thought that was a hunter on wheels…oops, are we sure that was not apollo?…i was looking for an autograph but he did not stop…
LOL!
well, i think that this had to hurt. so did he take the turkey home or did it fly back home w/o the autograph?
Why is this newsworthy for the insurance journal? Must be a slow day or something.
It’s like the movie the Birds. They have been attacking postal workers in another area, now bikers. Watch to the sky.
When he asked for some wild turkey on this ride he meant alcohol. That the ride would be more fun with booze. Sometimes God just doesn’t listen.
well, it was god talking but it was his humor!
New Hampshire legislators need to pass a law that requires all turkeys to wear helmets while flying near motorcycles.
More laws save lives!!!!
Payback for Thanksgiving, that’s all.
There were two turkeys involved here.
Two hens flying across the road? The article only indicated one.
It is clear that this too is directly related to George Bush – he is the cause of all problems.
Investigators have determined that this turkey was actually given a pardon last Thanksgiving and the White House failed to provide adequate supervision in the weeks following its release.
Nancy Pelosi has suggested that a new turkey proof fence should not be built along our highways as it discriminates against all other law abiding turkeys who wish to migrate here legally.
PETA will now be distributing small condoms to all wild Tom turkeys and instructing them on family planning and the proper way to wear the turkey condom without tearing it with their beaks.