Ok, and how does that absovle him of the crime at hand? If I was the judge, I’d charge him with reckless driving with intent to committ bodily injury since he is such a dumbass
This is one of my greatest pet peeves! People doing everything in the world behind the wheel EXCEPT paying attention to their driving. I recently saw a man in a car with a Big Mac in one hand, a large drink in the other, and he was apparently driving with his knees!!! Sure wish the cops would give these idiots tickets for reckless driving!!!!They’re dangerous!
Former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer blamed his involvement with a high-priced prostitute on the candy Pop Rocks. According to the Mr. Spitzer’s spokesperson, the Governor was surprised when the candy began popping & sizzling in his mouth as he walked through the Mayfair hotel. He was so startled that he tripped, fell and landed on …. well you know the rest.
In related news, you’re not Stephen Colbert or even Jon Stewart. If I wanted a laugh I’d watch you underwrite something. Why don’t you get back to work and stop wasting our time?
Maybe he should have had a Twinkie (Ralph also) so the sponge cake could soak up all the milk & he could drink it out of a cup while keeping one eye on the road.
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Ahh, see I should have used sugar high as the reason why I was going over 35 mph driving to work…
In the words of Weird Al Yankavic
“First one was a sweet one
second one was blast
soon I finished off the bag
ate ’em up real fast.”
“You can see them in my teeth,
you can tell when I talk
Ate so many my pancras
just went into shock.”
“I love the white stuff, baby
in the middle of an oreo.”
Ok, and how does that absovle him of the crime at hand? If I was the judge, I’d charge him with reckless driving with intent to committ bodily injury since he is such a dumbass
This is insurance related because of steering…er…non-steering?
This is one of my greatest pet peeves! People doing everything in the world behind the wheel EXCEPT paying attention to their driving. I recently saw a man in a car with a Big Mac in one hand, a large drink in the other, and he was apparently driving with his knees!!! Sure wish the cops would give these idiots tickets for reckless driving!!!!They’re dangerous!
If he would have eaten his Oreo the way we eat ours, maybe this wouldn’t have happened at all.
The Manning Brothers
DSRL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCpNVQEn6rY
The article neglected to say which Connecticut town. SALISBURY!
Former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer blamed his involvement with a high-priced prostitute on the candy Pop Rocks. According to the Mr. Spitzer’s spokesperson, the Governor was surprised when the candy began popping & sizzling in his mouth as he walked through the Mayfair hotel. He was so startled that he tripped, fell and landed on …. well you know the rest.
In related news, you’re not Stephen Colbert or even Jon Stewart. If I wanted a laugh I’d watch you underwrite something. Why don’t you get back to work and stop wasting our time?
Ralph,
I suppose you’re a Spitzer fan and thought he was doing a good job?
Just making an assumption, I think you need to disclose the basis of your assertion that it wasn’t funny.
Maybe he should have had a Twinkie (Ralph also) so the sponge cake could soak up all the milk & he could drink it out of a cup while keeping one eye on the road.