I’m sure global warming played a significant role. The increased temperature caused the gelatin material to lose it’s cushiony elasticity it is known for. Once lost, this poor victim of global warming thought he was diving cannonball into a cushiony, sugary, waterbed like delight, when in fact he simply was diving into watery jello because of the heat. I plan on calling on Congress to conduct hearing into this travesty.
Algore, what you are doing is called trolling. This thread was funny and non-political, then you tried to insert some political humor, but it was so plaid-out and unoriginal that you fell flat on your face. Everyone was light hearted and having fun b4 you showed up.
What if some liberal inserted a joke about George Bush joking on Jello? Would that be funny, or just another lame attempt to try to make things political?
lack of humor isn’t political, but it is apparent…
I was only trying to bring attention to my pet project, this isn’t political…we’re in dire straights. Pudding and popsicles everywhere are melting…something must be done.
Yes – I agree with Mr. Gore. He was the first one to come up with the internet, he was the first one to notice warmer temps, and now he is the first one to comment on the dire conditions we have created for frozen treats. I don’t know about you, but I am seeing another Nobel Peace Prize on the horizon.
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I’m sure global warming played a significant role. The increased temperature caused the gelatin material to lose it’s cushiony elasticity it is known for. Once lost, this poor victim of global warming thought he was diving cannonball into a cushiony, sugary, waterbed like delight, when in fact he simply was diving into watery jello because of the heat. I plan on calling on Congress to conduct hearing into this travesty.
I don’t think a fraternity would be using pudding pops quite like a sorority would.
Oh dread, keep your homophobia to yourself. please!
On a bright note, thank goodness the Judge saw through this bogus lawsuit and dismissed it.
good point, maybe they weren’t originally pudding pops…
Algore, what you are doing is called trolling. This thread was funny and non-political, then you tried to insert some political humor, but it was so plaid-out and unoriginal that you fell flat on your face. Everyone was light hearted and having fun b4 you showed up.
What if some liberal inserted a joke about George Bush joking on Jello? Would that be funny, or just another lame attempt to try to make things political?
Thats nothing, when I was in college I got so drunk and high on cocain that I choked on jello and shattered my trust fund.
Um, lighten up Doug…I thought “AlGore’s” comment was funny….something that a “typical AlGore type” might say…
and uh, what’s plaid-out?
lack of humor isn’t political, but it is apparent…
I was only trying to bring attention to my pet project, this isn’t political…we’re in dire straights. Pudding and popsicles everywhere are melting…something must be done.
Yes – I agree with Mr. Gore. He was the first one to come up with the internet, he was the first one to notice warmer temps, and now he is the first one to comment on the dire conditions we have created for frozen treats. I don’t know about you, but I am seeing another Nobel Peace Prize on the horizon.
Blondie, you will tell us when there’s an opening in your office?