Albertsons Recalls Soup Mix Thought Contaminated with Glass

December 18, 2007

  • December 18, 2007 at 2:01 am
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    They could have just renamed it to 17 bean soup.

  • December 18, 2007 at 2:24 am
    The Great Flatus says:
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    Or, they could have bragged about the increased roughage – guaranteed to clean out your lower intestines!

    Or call it the “bean soup that breaks wind and fixes windows”.

    Or sell it with a roll of TP, carrying the phrase “the Wipe Your Glass” soup.

    “Guaranteed Pane Free”.

    Or, increase the glass content by two, and call it Double Hung Soup.

    Do they have to list the glass on the ingredients? Wonder what the RDA for glass is?

    Are they using colored glass for ethnic markets?

    When you call the 1-800 number on the label, do you get connected to a proctologist, or public relations?

    I dont think Albertsons can get away with it, but maybe – “Can Your Glass – WE did!”

    I wonder what they put in the 40 ounce can – a storm door? Maybe I can build a complete house with a few cases.

    As an Eastern Stater, I’m glad they’re not selling the stuff out here. we’ve got enough problematic @ssholes out here.

  • December 18, 2007 at 2:58 am
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    You’re good. I’ll work on a response, but I know I could never measure up to yours.



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