If you’re going to get so drunk you will fall off of a motorized scooter, stay home to do it. Problem solved. No worries, drink until you run out. No one will kick you out or cut you off and no one will laugh at you or blog about you on Monday morning because the entire world won’t know what a horribly irresponsible idiot you really are.
When getting smashed on cheap liquor at some sleazy saloon and driving a motorized scooter back and forth to your palacial retirement trailer is all this idiot does, it’s time to do the honorable thing and pull out in front of a semi-truck traveling at a high rate of speed.
Why do these “officers of the court” take these cases. ………..
Jurys. Yup, the 12 tried and true give away the farm with consistency.
Why? Because anybody with half a brain figures out how to avoid jury duty. At cocktail parties I’ve heard folks gloat over the excuses they use to get out of serving.
Therefore, we end up with an assortment of kooks, wierdo’s and folks giving away the farm because someday “it’ll be their turn.”
I have nothing but respect for attorneys, and as a matter of fact, I work for a niche company in which 99% of our insured’s are attorneys and their staff/family. But to say that without frivolous lawsuits and trial attorneys, insurance agents wouldn’t have jobs is ridiculous. I hope you were kidding….I guess when someone dies of cancer and life insurance pays out to support the surviving family that is frivolous? Or when a hurricane blows your roof off…that is frivolous? How dare those big bad insurance companies pay those frivolous UM/UIM claims when you are injured by an underinsured driver?
Unfortunately it already has gone somewhere and it means the bar now has to hire an attorney of their own. So the bar owner is going to incur legal fees (even if she’s found not guilty or judge throws case out). Many small businesses don’t have thousands of dollars to throw around when people file frivilous law suits for being stupid! This 73 yr old moron accepts no personal responsibility for his actions and society is now supposed to come to his side. Screw him, take his social security and scooter.
You stated in response to JP (Who I HOPE was joking)
“…….I guess when someone dies of cancer and life insurance pays out to support the surviving family that is frivolous? Or when a hurricane blows your roof off…that is frivolous?”
Nobody EVER said these were frivilous nor would you be required to hire an ambulance chasing attorney for these types of claims. if legitimate claims, they’ll be paid. It’s when idiots like this drunken 73 yr. old demands that someone else pay for his lack of responsibility is when it becomes “frivilous”. Wonder what kind of uproar he would have made if the bar owner refused to serve him his 5th Gin & tonic. He’d probably sue for Age discrimination and file a civil rights lawsuit because it’s his “right” to get plastered!!
We are living in a decrepit and litigated society bent on lawsuits at the drop of a hat. The fruitcake lawyers who take these cases KNOW that there are scum bag judges and scum bag jurors who sympathize with this fool. Don’t ever try to instill logic in any of these proceedings.
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who wants a job???
If you’re going to get so drunk you will fall off of a motorized scooter, stay home to do it. Problem solved. No worries, drink until you run out. No one will kick you out or cut you off and no one will laugh at you or blog about you on Monday morning because the entire world won’t know what a horribly irresponsible idiot you really are.
When getting smashed on cheap liquor at some sleazy saloon and driving a motorized scooter back and forth to your palacial retirement trailer is all this idiot does, it’s time to do the honorable thing and pull out in front of a semi-truck traveling at a high rate of speed.
Why do these “officers of the court” take these cases. ………..
Jurys. Yup, the 12 tried and true give away the farm with consistency.
Why? Because anybody with half a brain figures out how to avoid jury duty. At cocktail parties I’ve heard folks gloat over the excuses they use to get out of serving.
Therefore, we end up with an assortment of kooks, wierdo’s and folks giving away the farm because someday “it’ll be their turn.”
Just my opinion.
I have nothing but respect for attorneys, and as a matter of fact, I work for a niche company in which 99% of our insured’s are attorneys and their staff/family. But to say that without frivolous lawsuits and trial attorneys, insurance agents wouldn’t have jobs is ridiculous. I hope you were kidding….I guess when someone dies of cancer and life insurance pays out to support the surviving family that is frivolous? Or when a hurricane blows your roof off…that is frivolous? How dare those big bad insurance companies pay those frivolous UM/UIM claims when you are injured by an underinsured driver?
Unfortunately it already has gone somewhere and it means the bar now has to hire an attorney of their own. So the bar owner is going to incur legal fees (even if she’s found not guilty or judge throws case out). Many small businesses don’t have thousands of dollars to throw around when people file frivilous law suits for being stupid! This 73 yr old moron accepts no personal responsibility for his actions and society is now supposed to come to his side. Screw him, take his social security and scooter.
come out, come out, where ever you are
You stated in response to JP (Who I HOPE was joking)
“…….I guess when someone dies of cancer and life insurance pays out to support the surviving family that is frivolous? Or when a hurricane blows your roof off…that is frivolous?”
Nobody EVER said these were frivilous nor would you be required to hire an ambulance chasing attorney for these types of claims. if legitimate claims, they’ll be paid. It’s when idiots like this drunken 73 yr. old demands that someone else pay for his lack of responsibility is when it becomes “frivilous”. Wonder what kind of uproar he would have made if the bar owner refused to serve him his 5th Gin & tonic. He’d probably sue for Age discrimination and file a civil rights lawsuit because it’s his “right” to get plastered!!
Sorry that last post should have been to the properly mis-named “Common Sense”, not JP
We are living in a decrepit and litigated society bent on lawsuits at the drop of a hat. The fruitcake lawyers who take these cases KNOW that there are scum bag judges and scum bag jurors who sympathize with this fool. Don’t ever try to instill logic in any of these proceedings.