If only Irwin Mainway had thought about this one, he could have sold MILLIONS. Instead, he had to rely upon perennial favorites Johnny Switchblade and Bag O’ Glass.
Wouldn’t 99% of all lighters fit comfortably into a child’s hand? Do lighter manufacturers really specifically design a lighter to fit in a toddler’s hand? I find that claim to be incredible.
Hell when I was a kid we sure did play with fire. In addition to walking uphill in the snow, both ways, we also were so old school that we actually just used matches.
This is the legislative equivalent to sticking your fingers in your ears and going “LALALALALALALA, I CANT HEAR YOU!” Which seems to be par for the course in modern American politics.
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If only Irwin Mainway had thought about this one, he could have sold MILLIONS. Instead, he had to rely upon perennial favorites Johnny Switchblade and Bag O’ Glass.
Wouldn’t 99% of all lighters fit comfortably into a child’s hand? Do lighter manufacturers really specifically design a lighter to fit in a toddler’s hand? I find that claim to be incredible.
Hell when I was a kid we sure did play with fire. In addition to walking uphill in the snow, both ways, we also were so old school that we actually just used matches.
This is the legislative equivalent to sticking your fingers in your ears and going “LALALALALALALA, I CANT HEAR YOU!” Which seems to be par for the course in modern American politics.