Fla. Authorities: Alligator Bites off Thumb of Seminole Tribe Worker

March 6, 2008

  • March 6, 2008 at 5:37 am
    SP says:
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    They plan to investigate the incident.

    The man’s thum was too close to the mouth of the aligator. Investigation completed.

  • March 7, 2008 at 11:02 am
    Little (Florida) Frog says:
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    Here’s a handy safety tip to avoid these situations. Whenever a giant carniverous lizard encroaches on human space and can be deemed a “nuisance”, SHOOT IT DEAD. Let’s see a show of thumbs from everyone who thinks giant carniverous lizards should be protected at the expense of human life and property

  • March 7, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    You might have it backwards says:
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    Maybe the humans have been encroaching on the lizard’s lair. After all, they were there first. Here’s two thumbs up for being smart enough to stay the hell away from that situation! Although it could make a great looking pair of shoes or gloves or….



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