‘Danger: Avoid Death’ Notice is Warning-Label Contest Winner

December 13, 2007

  • December 14, 2007 at 2:30 am
    Warning says:
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    All attorneys should have a warning label tatooed on their foreheads: Warning – Do not expect attorneys to use common sense or consider your best interest

  • December 14, 2007 at 3:04 am
    Dread says:
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    While these “warning labels” have some comedic value, they’re also a sad reminder of how plaintiff attorneys have forced businesses to anticipate their stupid antics and creative theories of liability. The primary focus is now 100% defense against being sued. Sad commentary. Of course our wonderful and incredibly outdated legal system allows frivolous suits to continue hence the need to play this cat and mouse game with attorneys. Proximate cause remains the standard, at least in theory…. “that action but for which the loss would not have occured.” Stupidity and carlessness ususally account for most proximate causes.

  • December 14, 2007 at 4:33 am
    Calif ExPat says:
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    I have a ball point received from a law firm of my acquaintance which states clearly on the barrel: “Caution – this pen contains ink – do not write something which you will later regret”

  • December 17, 2007 at 6:23 am
    jess says:
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    This is hilarious. The winning submission is definitely one for the record books as being funny. http://www.phoenix-life-insurance.com



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