So let\’s get this straight. The manufacturers are required to spend squillions of dollars to prove their vehicles meet a series of federal standards. Then, vehicles that meet these standards are all of a sudden neck-snapping death traps designed by to kill puppies and small children. If these vehicles really are dangerous yet they passed all federal safety standards, then let\’s hire John Edwards and sue the feds, the auto makers, and anyone else who has deep pockets.
Of course we never consider taking the boneheads who can\’t drive off the roads.These morons have some innate right to go flailing around in their minivans baking brownies on the dashboard and diapering the baby while text messaging Oprah for tickets to see her show.
Oh well. Pleaselook out for me in my 1958 Austin Healey Sprite which is not infected with air bags, ABS, or any nanny computers that try to second guess me.A 3-point seat belt and an alert mind are the only safety devices I require.
So let\’s get this straight. The manufacturers are required to spend squillions of dollars to prove their vehicles meet a series of federal standards. Then, vehicles that meet these standards are all of a sudden neck-snapping death traps designed by to kill puppies and small children. If these vehicles really are dangerous yet they passed all federal safety standards, then let\’s hire John Edwards and sue the feds, the auto makers, and anyone else who has deep pockets.
Of course we never consider taking the boneheads who can\’t drive off the roads.These morons have some innate right to go flailing around in their minivans baking brownies on the dashboard and diapering the baby while text messaging Oprah for tickets to see her show.
Oh well. Pleaselook out for me in my 1958 Austin Healey Sprite which is not infected with air bags, ABS, or any nanny computers that try to second guess me.A 3-point seat belt and an alert mind are the only safety devices I require.
\”These morons have some innate right to go flailing around in their minivans baking brownies on the dashboard and diapering the baby while text messaging Oprah for tickets to see her show.\”
Again, El Squid- too funny.
Thanks for the laugh!
Just one thing though:
If we took all the horrible drivers off of the road, how many drivers would be left? :)
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A precursor to a Dale Earnhart solution.
Maybe Lexus will come out with a \”strap less\” version for non-collison.
Now if they could only get the dummy behind them to pay attention so they don\’t get hit, it would go a long way towards safety!!!
So let\’s get this straight. The manufacturers are required to spend squillions of dollars to prove their vehicles meet a series of federal standards. Then, vehicles that meet these standards are all of a sudden neck-snapping death traps designed by to kill puppies and small children. If these vehicles really are dangerous yet they passed all federal safety standards, then let\’s hire John Edwards and sue the feds, the auto makers, and anyone else who has deep pockets.
Of course we never consider taking the boneheads who can\’t drive off the roads.These morons have some innate right to go flailing around in their minivans baking brownies on the dashboard and diapering the baby while text messaging Oprah for tickets to see her show.
Oh well. Pleaselook out for me in my 1958 Austin Healey Sprite which is not infected with air bags, ABS, or any nanny computers that try to second guess me.A 3-point seat belt and an alert mind are the only safety devices I require.
So let\’s get this straight. The manufacturers are required to spend squillions of dollars to prove their vehicles meet a series of federal standards. Then, vehicles that meet these standards are all of a sudden neck-snapping death traps designed by to kill puppies and small children. If these vehicles really are dangerous yet they passed all federal safety standards, then let\’s hire John Edwards and sue the feds, the auto makers, and anyone else who has deep pockets.
Of course we never consider taking the boneheads who can\’t drive off the roads.These morons have some innate right to go flailing around in their minivans baking brownies on the dashboard and diapering the baby while text messaging Oprah for tickets to see her show.
Oh well. Pleaselook out for me in my 1958 Austin Healey Sprite which is not infected with air bags, ABS, or any nanny computers that try to second guess me.A 3-point seat belt and an alert mind are the only safety devices I require.
\”These morons have some innate right to go flailing around in their minivans baking brownies on the dashboard and diapering the baby while text messaging Oprah for tickets to see her show.\”
Again, El Squid- too funny.
Thanks for the laugh!
Just one thing though:
If we took all the horrible drivers off of the road, how many drivers would be left? :)