really, really big paper. The honorable
Senator Lotts idea will revolutionize our
paperless society such that we will be
paperful. Once all exclusions are listed in bold print on the front page, and I assume he means the declaration page, we\’ll need a truck to bring it from the mailbox to the home office. Won\’t the necessary tree eradication program add to Gorebal warming?
Lott should stick to apologizing and grovelling for forgiviness because of his Strom Thurmond comment. He\’s too dangerous to do more important things.
Maybe there is an upside to this…. What is \”clearly\” stated as excluded can no longer be determined by a court as \”ambiguous\”!! If a federal legislation requires this, how can any state judge disagree and overrule a coverage question?
Lott is mad at State Farm because he couldn\’t get them to pay for something when Ol\’ Slick Willy got State Farm to pay defense in the Paula Jones lawsuit, even though everyone, including Lott, knew there was no trigger, and probably really wasn\’t even a policy in force since Bill & Hill had no underlying coverage. They stuck it to you Lott Ol\’ boy, they must be Clintonite Democrats at State Farm and now you\’re trying to stick it to us!
Can anyone at the NFIP tell Mr. Lott what constitutes a flood under the program? What Law School did this clown graduate from?
Be careful, nine judges said that your right to be protected from ilegal seizure of your property by the government wirtten in to the Constitution REALLY didn\’t mean that, it only meant you are protected AS LONG AS your property can not generate more tax dollars…
HI, I\’m Big Bird. Reading is fun. If you remember, my nest was blown away by a nasty hurricane a few years back. But my friends stuck with me, and I pulled thru.
It wasn\’t easy. I had many anxious days. Waiting for the adjuster to come out was nerve wracking.
But you know what really pulled me thru?
Being a bird, many underestimate my intellectual side. I\’m not quite Mensa, but I did learn something several years ago:
TO READ!!!!!!
THAT\’S RIGHT; I READ THE FRAKIN\’ POLICY; I MADE SURE THERE WERE NO EXCLUSIONS IN MY COVERAGE THAT WOULD PREVENT MY NEST FROM BEING COVERED. i BOUGHT FIRE, WIND, EARTHQUAKE, AND HURRICANE COVERAGE. I EVEN GOT COVERAGE FOR GROUND SUBSIDENCE, NOT SURE WHY I NEED THAT, BUT IF THE GROUND SINKS AND AL CAPONE\’S VAULT TURNS UP, I\’M COVERED. HAD I BEEN STUPID ENOUGH TO ATTACH MY NEST TO A BASEMENT, YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY I WOULD HAVE OBTAINED FLOOD COVERAGE. BUT HEY, I\’M JUST A BIRD, I FIGURED IT OUT, BUT THIS IDIOT OF A SENATOR CAN\’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TIE HIS OWN SHOESTRINGS WITHOUT LOOKING AT POLLING DATA FIRST, AND HE\’S GONE AND FIGURED OUT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN IS TOO STUPID TO READ THEIR OWN POLICY. THEY THINK IF IT GOES BAD, THEY CAN APPEAR ON OPRAH AND SHE\’LL MAKE IT ALL BETTER. HEY, OPRAH\’S MAKING SCHOOLS IN AFRICA. TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN BACK YARD. OH MY GOSH, INSURANCE COMPANIES ARE MAKING PROFIT, WHAT ON EARTH WILL I DO? I SHOULD COMPLAIN BECAUSE I WASN\’T SMART ENOUGH TO GET PROPER COVERAGE. TALK ABOUT CRYING WOLF, I CALL IT CRYING STUPID. GET COVERAGE, ASK WHAT YOUR ARE GETTING; ASK WHAT IT COVERS, ASK WHAT IT DOESN\’T COVER; TRY PAYING FOR IT AND READ THE POLICY.
IF YOU WANT TO BECOME DEPENDENT ON OTHERS TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, MOVE TO A SHELTER, BUT QUIT WHINING ABOUT HOW UNFAIR IT WAS THAT YOU DIDN\’T READ THE POLICY, THAT YOU DIDN\’T THINK THE WATER COULD RISE LIKE THAT, THAT YOU DIDN\’T THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU CAN GET YOU HEAD ABOVE SEA LEVEL AND SEE THE SUNLIGHT, OR YOU CAN CHOOSE TO KEEP YOUR BRAINS IN HIDING BEHIND YOUR TIN FOIL HATS AND WHINE THAT IT ISN\’T FAIR.
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really, really big paper. The honorable
Senator Lotts idea will revolutionize our
paperless society such that we will be
paperful. Once all exclusions are listed in bold print on the front page, and I assume he means the declaration page, we\’ll need a truck to bring it from the mailbox to the home office. Won\’t the necessary tree eradication program add to Gorebal warming?
I would also like an entirely clear, plain english explanation of my taxes. Thanks.
Chad, itn tooked me a bit of tame to reads dat stuff, but, shuckns, it shore was worthn it! Thankya.
Lott should stick to apologizing and grovelling for forgiviness because of his Strom Thurmond comment. He\’s too dangerous to do more important things.
Maybe there is an upside to this…. What is \”clearly\” stated as excluded can no longer be determined by a court as \”ambiguous\”!! If a federal legislation requires this, how can any state judge disagree and overrule a coverage question?
Lott is mad at State Farm because he couldn\’t get them to pay for something when Ol\’ Slick Willy got State Farm to pay defense in the Paula Jones lawsuit, even though everyone, including Lott, knew there was no trigger, and probably really wasn\’t even a policy in force since Bill & Hill had no underlying coverage. They stuck it to you Lott Ol\’ boy, they must be Clintonite Democrats at State Farm and now you\’re trying to stick it to us!
Can anyone at the NFIP tell Mr. Lott what constitutes a flood under the program? What Law School did this clown graduate from?
Be careful, nine judges said that your right to be protected from ilegal seizure of your property by the government wirtten in to the Constitution REALLY didn\’t mean that, it only meant you are protected AS LONG AS your property can not generate more tax dollars…
Big,
University of Mississippi….class of 1967.
HI, I\’m Big Bird. Reading is fun. If you remember, my nest was blown away by a nasty hurricane a few years back. But my friends stuck with me, and I pulled thru.
It wasn\’t easy. I had many anxious days. Waiting for the adjuster to come out was nerve wracking.
But you know what really pulled me thru?
Being a bird, many underestimate my intellectual side. I\’m not quite Mensa, but I did learn something several years ago:
TO READ!!!!!!
THAT\’S RIGHT; I READ THE FRAKIN\’ POLICY; I MADE SURE THERE WERE NO EXCLUSIONS IN MY COVERAGE THAT WOULD PREVENT MY NEST FROM BEING COVERED. i BOUGHT FIRE, WIND, EARTHQUAKE, AND HURRICANE COVERAGE. I EVEN GOT COVERAGE FOR GROUND SUBSIDENCE, NOT SURE WHY I NEED THAT, BUT IF THE GROUND SINKS AND AL CAPONE\’S VAULT TURNS UP, I\’M COVERED. HAD I BEEN STUPID ENOUGH TO ATTACH MY NEST TO A BASEMENT, YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY I WOULD HAVE OBTAINED FLOOD COVERAGE. BUT HEY, I\’M JUST A BIRD, I FIGURED IT OUT, BUT THIS IDIOT OF A SENATOR CAN\’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TIE HIS OWN SHOESTRINGS WITHOUT LOOKING AT POLLING DATA FIRST, AND HE\’S GONE AND FIGURED OUT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN IS TOO STUPID TO READ THEIR OWN POLICY. THEY THINK IF IT GOES BAD, THEY CAN APPEAR ON OPRAH AND SHE\’LL MAKE IT ALL BETTER. HEY, OPRAH\’S MAKING SCHOOLS IN AFRICA. TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN BACK YARD. OH MY GOSH, INSURANCE COMPANIES ARE MAKING PROFIT, WHAT ON EARTH WILL I DO? I SHOULD COMPLAIN BECAUSE I WASN\’T SMART ENOUGH TO GET PROPER COVERAGE. TALK ABOUT CRYING WOLF, I CALL IT CRYING STUPID. GET COVERAGE, ASK WHAT YOUR ARE GETTING; ASK WHAT IT COVERS, ASK WHAT IT DOESN\’T COVER; TRY PAYING FOR IT AND READ THE POLICY.
IF YOU WANT TO BECOME DEPENDENT ON OTHERS TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, MOVE TO A SHELTER, BUT QUIT WHINING ABOUT HOW UNFAIR IT WAS THAT YOU DIDN\’T READ THE POLICY, THAT YOU DIDN\’T THINK THE WATER COULD RISE LIKE THAT, THAT YOU DIDN\’T THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU CAN GET YOU HEAD ABOVE SEA LEVEL AND SEE THE SUNLIGHT, OR YOU CAN CHOOSE TO KEEP YOUR BRAINS IN HIDING BEHIND YOUR TIN FOIL HATS AND WHINE THAT IT ISN\’T FAIR.
Thanks,
I feel better now.
Wouldn\’t it be nice if someone could cut-and-paste all these quotes and then send them to Lott\’s office?
Maybe then he would realize just how big a jack-*** he looks like.
As an added bonus, I know Lott must be off his rocker because this site NEVER gets 100% agreement.