A little short in the cash department right now. Maybe I will take a cruise and stab myself in the eye with some broken glass and sue for $1mm. Oh never mind.
That’s too gross, I’m too squeamish and too honest. And I need two good eyes! Guess I will just have to WORK for my money like most of the rest of the poor sods in the good ole US of A.
Per a study at the Univ MO St.Lou, the most profitus way to commit this fraud is to splash hot coffee in your eyes while claiming the waiter did it. The eyes will recover quickly, and you can recycle the fraud story more often. If this doesn’t work, the next best choice is an accident with a live lobster…first your order the lobster at McDonald’s drivethru, then carefully place the creature between your legs………..
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Eye can sea that this guy is a real crook.
A little short in the cash department right now. Maybe I will take a cruise and stab myself in the eye with some broken glass and sue for $1mm. Oh never mind.
That’s too gross, I’m too squeamish and too honest. And I need two good eyes! Guess I will just have to WORK for my money like most of the rest of the poor sods in the good ole US of A.
Per a study at the Univ MO St.Lou, the most profitus way to commit this fraud is to splash hot coffee in your eyes while claiming the waiter did it. The eyes will recover quickly, and you can recycle the fraud story more often. If this doesn’t work, the next best choice is an accident with a live lobster…first your order the lobster at McDonald’s drivethru, then carefully place the creature between your legs………..