Brings a whole new meaning to “keep your eye on the ball”
Almost all the courses I play have a notice posted that lets us know the golf course is not responsible for any type of damaged caused by the golfer. That would be Cart Damage, Home Damage, Mental Anguish, Wife Abuse, Tree damage and yes even Self Inflicted Wounds.
My advice for this type of golfer is “Get a Grip on It”
Very good question. Did he make any effort to warn himself about the miss hit ball headed his way? Maybe if he had yelled “Fourrrr” he would have ducked.
Very astute observation from you, and it is a Monday morning which makes you extra special. You were definately quicker than me with the “eye on the ball”. hahaha
Thanks, I am guessing we will see plenty of clever posts on this one today, so I wanted to get mine in before my tee time today. (just kidding, I have to work today, course is closed on Mondays)
well, if he said fore, maybe his big mouth, like the one that said SUE, would have filled with the ball and then he’d have to have dental problems. and you talking about keeping an eye on the ball, how about keeping things our of the mouth! especially thinking that you must be perfectly swinging that club, um, wonder if he’d be suing the squirrel for letting that acorn grow a tree….
Love the golf zingers….We all wouldnt be joking about someone loosing an eye if he wasnt trying to put the blame on some other entity right? I would get a glass eye
that had little indentions and had a nike swoosh on it. I’m Terrible!!!
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Fourrrrrrrr!!!
Brings a whole new meaning to “keep your eye on the ball”
Almost all the courses I play have a notice posted that lets us know the golf course is not responsible for any type of damaged caused by the golfer. That would be Cart Damage, Home Damage, Mental Anguish, Wife Abuse, Tree damage and yes even Self Inflicted Wounds.
My advice for this type of golfer is “Get a Grip on It”
Very good question. Did he make any effort to warn himself about the miss hit ball headed his way? Maybe if he had yelled “Fourrrr” he would have ducked.
Very astute observation from you, and it is a Monday morning which makes you extra special. You were definately quicker than me with the “eye on the ball”. hahaha
Thanks, I am guessing we will see plenty of clever posts on this one today, so I wanted to get mine in before my tee time today. (just kidding, I have to work today, course is closed on Mondays)
I’m not clear on this, was the golfer suing the golf course for injury to his eye or for adding two strokes to his round?
he has a handicap now….(OK, I can hear all the grunts and groans….) ;)
thank god he didn’t spin around and bend over after he hit the ball.
well, if he said fore, maybe his big mouth, like the one that said SUE, would have filled with the ball and then he’d have to have dental problems. and you talking about keeping an eye on the ball, how about keeping things our of the mouth! especially thinking that you must be perfectly swinging that club, um, wonder if he’d be suing the squirrel for letting that acorn grow a tree….
Love the golf zingers….We all wouldnt be joking about someone loosing an eye if he wasnt trying to put the blame on some other entity right? I would get a glass eye
that had little indentions and had a nike swoosh on it. I’m Terrible!!!