Hold the pickle…
hold the lettuce…
special orders don’t upset us…
all we ask is that you wear …
a condom before play…
have it your way…
have it your way…
but wear a condom…
or you get no play…
Turns out the burger was enclosed in the condom, he didn’t notice until a friend pointed it out…he was half way done and had just remarked “this one tastes better, I asked for the low carb version”…The first clue was the burger wasn’t in normal paper wrap, but was enclosed in a wrapper with the words “Trojan Ribbed with lubricant”…and he thought that was mayo!
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Apparently you only win a lawsuit if you slip and fall because of a used condom.
(See recent McDonald’s settlement in Hawaii)
What, you just bit into it? Cry baby!
The dufus didn’t even have enough sense to unwrap his burger!
Hold the pickle…
hold the lettuce…
special orders don’t upset us…
all we ask is that you wear …
a condom before play…
have it your way…
have it your way…
but wear a condom…
or you get no play…
Turns out the burger was enclosed in the condom, he didn’t notice until a friend pointed it out…he was half way done and had just remarked “this one tastes better, I asked for the low carb version”…The first clue was the burger wasn’t in normal paper wrap, but was enclosed in a wrapper with the words “Trojan Ribbed with lubricant”…and he thought that was mayo!
Looked like he pulled out to soon. There looked to be a happy ending in his future.
No one can ever say insurance people don’t have a sense of humor and the ability to play on words.
I don’t know why anyone was surprised to see a Trojan lodged between 2 buns…dee, dee dee dum….thats all folks!
but they must have been glad to see ya come!