Ok, someone has to be the whiney liberal so let me try…
You guys are being to Haaarrrd on this poor man! He will never be able to make his regular sperm bank contributions now as a direct result of what can only be described as a cruel and thoughtless workout regime administered by people who hold little value for human life or dignity! How awful! Try to have some heart for the plight of this man; it just isn’t faaiirr!
Rule #1 of working out – if it hurts, don’t do it. There will always be signs that tell you to stop well before you start urinating blood and lose the ability to stand. No single workout session will do that. This guy is an idiot and I wonder what else is going on in his life that contributed.
Lemme get this straight; this goober goes to the gym and signs up for this type of workout which is known to be fairly intense by normal “workout” standards.
Then apparently over exerts himself to the point that he pops his dink-bag; and that’s the gym’s fault???
What a jack ***.
There is no one to blame but yourself.
Sack up (no pun intended) and put some ice on it.
Geez, then the workout instructor says “bust a nut”, you are not supposed to take it literally. This guy is a whiney little turd who doesn’t deserve anything but ridicule
I hope this guy loses his case and then has a ton of legal bills to pay. Maybe if more judges dismissed these types of suits, there would be less of them. What a waste of time and money.
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Ok, someone has to be the whiney liberal so let me try…
You guys are being to Haaarrrd on this poor man! He will never be able to make his regular sperm bank contributions now as a direct result of what can only be described as a cruel and thoughtless workout regime administered by people who hold little value for human life or dignity! How awful! Try to have some heart for the plight of this man; it just isn’t faaiirr!
Rule #1 of working out – if it hurts, don’t do it. There will always be signs that tell you to stop well before you start urinating blood and lose the ability to stand. No single workout session will do that. This guy is an idiot and I wonder what else is going on in his life that contributed.
Lemme get this straight; this goober goes to the gym and signs up for this type of workout which is known to be fairly intense by normal “workout” standards.
Then apparently over exerts himself to the point that he pops his dink-bag; and that’s the gym’s fault???
What a jack ***.
There is no one to blame but yourself.
Sack up (no pun intended) and put some ice on it.
Geez, then the workout instructor says “bust a nut”, you are not supposed to take it literally. This guy is a whiney little turd who doesn’t deserve anything but ridicule
Makimba Mimms should have learned some common sense in the Navy. This 29 year old deserves nothing but smack upside the head. So does his attorney.
He was a “former Navy information systems technician.”
I knew he wasn’t a SEAL.
I think some of your missed the human anatomy class…..
I hope this guy loses his case and then has a ton of legal bills to pay. Maybe if more judges dismissed these types of suits, there would be less of them. What a waste of time and money.
The Squid should have done the “Girly Man” workout with the firefighter… Then he wouldn’t have had anything to complain about
And we wonder why it takes so long for the courts to complete a case . . . .