They should have jailed the moron attorney who even accepted such a ridiculous case. Anyone who can alleged emotional distress over a freaking umbrella should be beaten to death with it. Any why would anyone pay $5,000 for a stupid umbrella anyway? There are a lot of sick people around.
… Or perhaps Mary Poppins? Surely it could fly? Yes, well I suppose anyone who pays $5,000.00 for an umbrella SHOULD be considered “upscale”. Jeez, just when you think frivolous lawsuits were for the poor.
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They should have jailed the moron attorney who even accepted such a ridiculous case. Anyone who can alleged emotional distress over a freaking umbrella should be beaten to death with it. Any why would anyone pay $5,000 for a stupid umbrella anyway? There are a lot of sick people around.
… Or perhaps Mary Poppins? Surely it could fly? Yes, well I suppose anyone who pays $5,000.00 for an umbrella SHOULD be considered “upscale”. Jeez, just when you think frivolous lawsuits were for the poor.
They should have shoved the ubrella where the sun don’t shine