Thank goodness for a judge using reason. This guy assumed the risk by getting in the Jello pool to wrestle. Can you imagine the repurcussions if he had won? The school would stop any and all parties in case someone was “hurt.” A few of my friends did this with pudding. Surprisingly no one wanted to wrestle! Wonder why….and that stuff smells pretty terrible when left outside in the sun!
The senseless waste of food for a college party is the real issue here. How do you think the jello feels? It goes through all that processing with the hopes of bringing a little joy and comfort to a hungry stomach, only to be wasted when bratty college kids decide to use it for a floor of a mosh-pit. Maybe next time they will think about the repercussions of parading around on a slippery substance while intoxicated before wasting more of this delectable treat.
The plaintiff (male)was “playing” in a kiddie pool of jello with his “dorm mates” (probably also male)when he broke his hip? Sounds like “Brokeback Mountain” to me.
Wrestling in Jello?? When I went to college we wrestled on broken concrete and liked it!! If you broke a limb, you wrapped it in tar paper and limped around until it healed!!
I’ve wrested in fruit cocktail in heavy syrup, used a slide into a giant pool of jello and even used a chocolate pudding slip-n-slide… No injuries ever occurred.
This dude must have a calcium deficiency if his hip shattered like a 90 year old woman! He should sue his own parents for not supplementing his diet with Calcium and Vitamin D. Also sue his pediatrician for not identifying this deficiency.
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Lastbat, you are usually so much more clever that! Must be late in the day. Besides the frat boys could be using the pudding pops the same way??
Thank goodness for a judge using reason. This guy assumed the risk by getting in the Jello pool to wrestle. Can you imagine the repurcussions if he had won? The school would stop any and all parties in case someone was “hurt.” A few of my friends did this with pudding. Surprisingly no one wanted to wrestle! Wonder why….and that stuff smells pretty terrible when left outside in the sun!
The senseless waste of food for a college party is the real issue here. How do you think the jello feels? It goes through all that processing with the hopes of bringing a little joy and comfort to a hungry stomach, only to be wasted when bratty college kids decide to use it for a floor of a mosh-pit. Maybe next time they will think about the repercussions of parading around on a slippery substance while intoxicated before wasting more of this delectable treat.
The plaintiff (male)was “playing” in a kiddie pool of jello with his “dorm mates” (probably also male)when he broke his hip? Sounds like “Brokeback Mountain” to me.
Whatever happened to good old jello shots and mud wrestling?
Wrestling in Jello?? When I went to college we wrestled on broken concrete and liked it!! If you broke a limb, you wrapped it in tar paper and limped around until it healed!!
When I was a student we jello wrestled IN ORDER TO SHATTER A HIP! We considered it a rite of passage. Also a great way to add protein to our diet.
I’ve wrested in fruit cocktail in heavy syrup, used a slide into a giant pool of jello and even used a chocolate pudding slip-n-slide… No injuries ever occurred.
This dude must have a calcium deficiency if his hip shattered like a 90 year old woman! He should sue his own parents for not supplementing his diet with Calcium and Vitamin D. Also sue his pediatrician for not identifying this deficiency.
At least they were using my jello pudding pops like the sororities do
Great Post, ROTFLMAO!